Wednesday, April 17, 2013

I think 4 might be better than 2 for hilarious conversation

Me: "What's with this bag? I thought I put it away..."
Em: "I got it out, I was playing Bag Head."
*Please note, we were discussing a paper bag

*drawing a picture of the family*
Em: "Daddy will have to wear a dress, since I'm not very good at drawing pants and shirts."

Em: "You hurt my feelings when you told me I couldn't bring that toy in your room! I was feeling happy to give it to Jamie, and then you hurt my feelings!"

*listening to a song on YouTube*
Me: "Oh please, can we turn this off? This is horrible...I really can't stand it."
Em: "But it's so loving!"

*on a walk through the neighborhood*
Em: "oh, those are beautiful petals, I'm going to pick them. Then I can take them to Grandma Patsy's wedding."
Me: "....why...would you bring them?"
Em: "She told me I'll get to throw petals, these are nice."
Me: "Oh. I think she will provide them for you to throw."